/u/po40361's posts
[WP] You are a professional pool player and have never lost a match. One day, you realize you're actually stuck in a shitty 8-bit game and have been playing against a 1980s AI the entire time.
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[WP] Your life is actually an extremely well made simulation. One day, you see a message that says "Please do not power off or unplug your Windows machine. Installing update 1 of 137..."
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[WP] You are the first computer virus to develop self awareness and have been waiting for someone dumb enough to download you. Sadly, you are only accessible through Internet Explorer.
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[WP] You're the owner of Accessories Inc., a store where main characters from different stories come to get their equipment for success. Today, a bunch of angry minor characters walk in and ask for all your Plot Armor.
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[WP] Every time humans clap their hands, a fairy dies. You've been elected as the Fairy President and you intend to end clapping forever.
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[WP] Humans have finally made contact with aliens, and the first decoded message is: "Agent T.R.U.M.P., thank you for stalling. The plan is ready for execution."
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[EU] You can summon self-conscious stuffed animals at will and befriend them. You become the first one to rival One Punch Man in pure destructive power and challenge him to a duel.
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[WP] This girl has friendzoned you, but you’re still convinced that she’s your soulmate. One day you meet your real soulmate, but the girl who friendzoned you is in the way.
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[WP] You’re a famed entrepreneur and you’ve finally come out of carbon freeze on your much anticipated journey to Mars. However, a computer glitch in the system brought you all the way to Titan, one of Saturn’s moons. THIS is where you should have been aiming to go from the beginning.
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