/u/pogisanpolo's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] It's your first deployment as a member of a SWAT unit. You begin to panic a little when your equipment includes magazines with silver bullets, a bottle of holy water, a container full of salt, grenades with engraved runes, a helmet lined with what appears to be some sort of foil...
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[WP] Apparently, vampire wealth is supernatural rather than a consequence of being undead. As a freshly turned vampire trying to keep it secret, you are beginning to have problems explaining to the tax collectors where your estate, maids and gold bars keep coming from.
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[WP] Contrary to popular belief, you, Satan, are really just an overworked and underappreciated divine prosecutor with a bad rep among mortals. Every so often, however, you have cases that remind you why you stuck to the job over the millenia in the first place.
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[WP] Thanks to the miracles of science, it's now possible to look into the past. There was an uproar when footage included events like an Englishman pulling a sword from a rock, a Scandinavian man fighting appears to be an enormous lizard, a Japanese man fighting an enormous eight-headed snake...
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[WP] Your daughter has a thing for animals following her home then asking if she can keep it. You always have to explain why animals like lions, hyenas, tigers, barghests, dragons and Cerberus don't make good pets.
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[WP] Fortune tellers are legit. Years ago, everyone you've asked to read your fortune runs away screaming and refuses to tell you anything. Now that you've mastered the Art, you try to read your own fortune.
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[WP] Your son had a massive adventure culminating to time travel and a return to his childhood to save you from dying. You're aware of it but it's so entertaining watching your grown man in the body of a child trying to pretend to be an innocent little boy.
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[WP] As the angel that guards the gates of heaven and welcomes the worthy dead, it's just another day at work. Today however marks the start of something interesting: your first robot AI supplicant.
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[WP] After feeling ill, you decided to visit your doctor. You start to worry when, after assessing you, they begin to pull out candles, salt, a book covered in strange symbols and what appears to be a well-made wooden stick.
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