/u/preciousbodyparts's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Be careful," I yelled at my neighbor's kid who was teasing my dog, "you could seriously get hurt."

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I jumped thinking someone had grabbed my ankle, but I looked around didn't see anyone.

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I was watching a movie at my anti-vax friend’s place and noticed that she hadn’t had any of her soda.

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If your cat is gazing at a blank wall, it’s because cats can see things that are nearly invisible to the human eye.

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It turns out the religious folks were right about one thing: There is, in fact a life after death.

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guys help something just crawled into my ear and I cant get it out its going deeper I can hear it scratching in my head what do i do oh god help me please im so scared what do i

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The pizza arrived 15 minutes early despite my house being a bit hard to find, so I thanked the delivery guy and gave him a large tip.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Be careful," I yelled at my neighbor's kid who was teasing my dog, "you could seriously get hurt."	19
I jumped thinking someone had grabbed my ankle, but I looked around didn't see anyone.	14
I was watching a movie at my anti-vax friend’s place and noticed that she hadn’t had any of her soda.	10
If your cat is gazing at a blank wall, it’s because cats can see things that are nearly invisible to the human eye.	4
It turns out the religious folks were right about one thing: There is, in fact a life after death.	4
guys help something just crawled into my ear and I cant get it out its going deeper I can hear it scratching in my head what do i do oh god help me please im so scared what do i	3
The pizza arrived 15 minutes early despite my house being a bit hard to find, so I thanked the delivery guy and gave him a large tip.	1