/u/psycho_alpaca's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[PI] A 92-year-old woman's phone number is one digit away from that of a local suicide hotline. She could have it changed, but she doesn't mind.

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[OT] Thanks to Writing Prompts, I have a book on Amazon now.

2084 upvotes

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[OT] psycho_alpaca's guide on how to funny.

1534 upvotes

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[OT] Eve – my prompt response about a grumpy zombie girl and an annoying human boy – is now a book on Amazon!

1316 upvotes

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[OT] Ship of Fools, a story that started out as a prompt response on this sub, is now a published book available on Amazon!

805 upvotes

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[PI] Your a failing college student who needs to pass your foreign language class or fail. You've almost outright mocked superstions but make a wish on a shooting star at 11:11pm. To understand and speak all languages. Your cat wakes you up, but instead of meows. It's "wake up idiot and feed me".

744 upvotes

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[PI] You've finally managed to discover the secret to immortality. Suddenly, Death appears before you, hands you a business card, and says, "When you realize living forever sucks, call this number, I've got a job offer for you."

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[OT] psycho_alpaca's guide on screenwriting (or: how to apply screenwriting concepts to your story so that it'll be an awesome story and you'll make monies with it)

198 upvotes

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[OT] psycho_alpaca here. AMA!

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[PI] 'Matt the New Jesus' (God created thousands of worlds in thousands of galaxies. A major crisis in another galaxy has taken his entire focus, and for the first time in 750 years, he just glanced in our direction.)

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[PI] A 92-year-old woman's phone number is one digit away from that of a local suicide hotline. She could have it changed, but she doesn't mind.	2642
[OT] Thanks to Writing Prompts, I have a book on Amazon now.	2084
[OT] psycho_alpaca's guide on how to funny.	1534
[OT] Eve – my prompt response about a grumpy zombie girl and an annoying human boy – is now a book on Amazon!	1316
[OT] Ship of Fools, a story that started out as a prompt response on this sub, is now a published book available on Amazon!	805
[PI] Your a failing college student who needs to pass your foreign language class or fail. You've almost outright mocked superstions but make a wish on a shooting star at 11:11pm. To understand and speak all languages. Your cat wakes you up, but instead of meows. It's "wake up idiot and feed me".	744
[PI] You've finally managed to discover the secret to immortality. Suddenly, Death appears before you, hands you a business card, and says, "When you realize living forever sucks, call this number, I've got a job offer for you."	579
[OT] psycho_alpaca's guide on screenwriting (or: how to apply screenwriting concepts to your story so that it'll be an awesome story and you'll make monies with it)	198
[OT] psycho_alpaca here. AMA!	101
[PI] 'Matt the New Jesus' (God created thousands of worlds in thousands of galaxies. A major crisis in another galaxy has taken his entire focus, and for the first time in 750 years, he just glanced in our direction.)	25