/u/pwu1's posts
[WP] Ever since you and your SO started dating, you have little key phrases and questions to ask each other at random to assure yourselves that your SO hasn't been impersonated or possessed or whatever. Tonight, that check failed.
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[WP] When you kill someone, you get their best trait. Except it's what *they* think is their best trait.
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[WP] Your demon keeps writing messages on your mirror in blood. Appointment reminders, encouragements, things you needed to hear. Your new girlfriend (who he helped you get) is not so appreciative.
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[WP] A week ago, your daughter asked you to prepare some real cookies and tea for a tea party today, with her and her new imaginary friend. When you bring the tray in the room, across from her sits an Eldritch Horror, sitting politely, who winks at you.
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[WP] When you got hired, the old groundkeep warned you to NEVER let the G fall off of the Graveyard sign. The new boss, though, refuses to pay for its upkeep, and it’s state of disrepair is beginning to make you nervous.
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[WP] 22 years ago, your son cried to you about a monster under his bed. He spoke a lot after that about a new imaginary friend. Today, your son’s wedding day, you learn that the monster and imaginary friend were both the same and incredibly real. Your son’s best man.
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[WP] The kids who made frosty the snowman are a lot older now, and still have - and use - his hat, from time to time. Just not on snowmen anymore.
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[WP] You come home from school one day to find that your cat is the size of your living room. “My camouflage is broken, human,” he bellows. “Find me a box and fix me before your caretakers get home and alert their authorities, I am not supposed to be here.”
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[WP] The Zombie Apocalypse was exactly as we expected. They hunt based on scent, not sight. The number one tool everyone forgot in their prep kits: Perfume.
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[WP] You set aside the money to get laser eye surgery, but the only place willing to accept you as a patient was shady af. You go through with it anyways, and come home with perfect vision. However, upon walking through the door, you see a guy chilling on your couch, who's surprised you can see him.
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