/u/queenie_coochie_man's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] To please your god, you offer a virgin sacrifice monthly. This month, you managed to sacrifice a Virgin airlines airport and your deity is concerned.
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[WP] As a thief called Alyssa, you can’t be blamed for mishearing your client say “Steal the moon, Alyssa” instead of their actual request to “Steal the Mona Lisa”
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[WP] You, a hero chosen by your village, are told to fight the evil Dark Lord. But, the Dark Lord isn’t that bad, and is kind of cute, and pretty funny, and has a nice voice...
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[WP] There is a witch who curses people who are evil and mean, but she is very bad at making cruel and horrible curses.
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[WP] You live in an orphanage. It isn’t uncommon for children to run away. You thought your friend had done the same until you found them buried in the woods close by.
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[WP] An autobiography of a fairly boring person, but the ghost writer is trying very hard to hide that
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[WP] You wake up after what feels like years from your long coma, and after not remembering anything, a woman comes in, taking a knife out of her pocket, and tells you; “I’m here to get you out, boss”
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