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[WP] People age to 18, at which point they stop until they have met their soulmate. After, they start aging so they can grow old together. Someone has killed every one of their soulmates and has lived for over 2000 years. You set out to stop their murder-spree, unaware you are their newest soulmate.
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[WP] You have a habit of screaming: "I KNOW YOU CAN READ MINDS" in your head ridiculously loud, so if anyone actually is a telepath, they freak out. One day, your out drinking with a friend, and you absentmindedly do it. They jump, look at you with wide eyes, and ask: "H-how did you know?"
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[WP] You, a satanic cultist, have been preparing this ritual for a few months. You plan to summon a demon. As the candles flicker, you see a form rising from the pentagram. Suddenly, one of your best friends is standing there, eating cereal, in their pajamas.
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[WP] You've feared singing ever since an embarrassing moment in 4th grade. But, during a wild night out with some friends, you decide to perform on the karaoke machine. After you finish, you look up, only to find everyone is blankly staring at you. They look hollow, and maybe a bit.. hypnotized?
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[WP] Humans are the only sapient species that evolved from predators. You are the human that was chosen as the Chief of Multi-Planet Communications (CMPC). Its kind of hard to do your job when every alien is utterly terrified of you.
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[WP] You're being possessed by a really apologetic and inexperienced demon, who constantly tries (and fails) to be intimidating. Eventually, sporadically losing control of your body becomes a daily thing.
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[WP] "I'm older than the first gas that formed the planets. I'm older than the flicker from the first stars. I saw the first explosion that created everything, and I'll survive the one that will end it all" "Yeah, sure honey. Did you get me that tea I asked you for?" "Of course, human Sam"
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[WP] All alien races live to about 3 human solar cycles, some even make it to 5.They're horrified when they learn about our ~100 year lifespan.
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[WP] Cthulhu considers humans nothing more than insects. You also need Cthulhu's true name for the ritual. Just imagine getting summoned by insects who have gathered in a circle that are repeatedly chanting your full name. I mean, you have to check it out, right?
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[WP] You love space. Nebulas, planets, stars, asteroids, all of it. But the moon is undoubtedly your favorite, and every night you look at it through your telescope. One day you meet someone with white hair and purple eyes. They appear to take an unusual interest in you. That night the moon is gone.
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