/u/raccoonsonbicycles's posts in /r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
George's coworker gets a "personality promotion" due to being social. Elaine has to fire either a gay black woman or a veteran in a wheelchair. Jerry's GF puts her retainer in his glass of water that he drinks. Kramer raises a mail-order tadpole.
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Elaine insults her chef BF by putting salt on her food without tasting it. Jerrys GF has never heard of Frank Sinatra. Susan and George go to an art show. He sits on a chair that is actually art and is told to pay $5K. Kramer dates a UPS worker and Newman tries to break them up
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Kramer wears a bald cap 24/7 to prepare for a role. George samples 3 nuts at a bulk store and is banned for "theft". Elaine's boyfriend gets adult braces. Jerry thinks his bit ripping on mystery flavors is having him stalked by Big Candy
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