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[WP] We're the largest surveillance and intelligence center of the northern hemisphere. We have detailed records of every single human citizen, recording and judging everyone's actions, even including the youngest children. Welcome to the Northpole Santa Association.

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[SP] The Oracle offers words of wisdom beyond your level of comprehension. Or she might be having a stroke. Actually, I think it's the latter.

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[WP] You're fighting cosmetic horrors to shave the world! However, you feel a groaning suspicion that the creator is dyslexic...

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[EU] "Knock knock" – "Who's there?" – "You Know …" – "You Know Who?" – "Exactly, Mr. Potter!"

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[WP] You're actually two people – and are now running out of excuses why you two seem to know each other's needs instantly

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[WP] You're a normal hair stylist, on a normal day. You've just cut your client's hair longer. With scissors. In three seconds. Wait, is this a video game?

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[WP] "Well well well, what do we have here?! That's not a rethorical question, I'm severely short sighted. What do we have here?"

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[WP] "Our galaxy is moving? Where, and why?" – "Towards the Great Attractor. And, because It has called for us."

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[WP] I exercise demons. That's not a typo. Hellish beasts hire me as their personal trainer.

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[WP] A friendly hivemind tries to help humanity, and assimilates only volunteers. Of course, human gonna human.

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[WP] We're the largest surveillance and intelligence center of the northern hemisphere. We have detailed records of every single human citizen, recording and judging everyone's actions, even including the youngest children. Welcome to the Northpole Santa Association.	24
[SP] The Oracle offers words of wisdom beyond your level of comprehension. Or she might be having a stroke. Actually, I think it's the latter.	23
[WP] You're fighting cosmetic horrors to shave the world! However, you feel a groaning suspicion that the creator is dyslexic...	19
[EU] "Knock knock" – "Who's there?" – "You Know …" – "You Know Who?" – "Exactly, Mr. Potter!"	18
[WP] You're actually two people – and are now running out of excuses why you two seem to know each other's needs instantly	15
[WP] You're a normal hair stylist, on a normal day. You've just cut your client's hair longer. With scissors. In three seconds. Wait, is this a video game?	15
[WP] "Well well well, what do we have here?! That's not a rethorical question, I'm severely short sighted. What do we have here?"	15
[WP] "Our galaxy is moving? Where, and why?" – "Towards the Great Attractor. And, because It has called for us."	13
[WP] I exercise demons. That's not a typo. Hellish beasts hire me as their personal trainer.	13
[WP] A friendly hivemind tries to help humanity, and assimilates only volunteers. Of course, human gonna human.	12