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[WP] "Roll for perception!" you jokingly yell before making a forward roll on the ground. As you come up, you suddenly become acutely aware of the number of power outlets, location of and path to the fire exits, and that your friend Sebastian is actually a lizardhuman.

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[WP] "I hate humans!" said Jack, the 501,226,731st human to say so to the aliens. As always, the lie-detector remained silent, for it was not a lie.

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[WP] Your dad is wanted in twenty centuries

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[SP] "It's not what it looks like, I promise!" - "So you're not making pizza?"

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[WP] I'm about to finish my time travel equations, I know it! Because my future self is watching me, eating popcorn.

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[WP] A horrible demon possesses your body, because you never did anything good in life. He didn't know that you're so incredibly lazy that neither of you do anything at all.

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[WP] They say that "Huh, that's weird!" is often the first sign of a great scientific discovery. You knew you're in for a ride when you heard the five star kitchen chef saying it!

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[WP] You're the smallest hivemind – with one mind in two bodies

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[EU] "I can see dead people! They don't know they're dead!" – "Yes, I know. You've been telling me that for the past 500 years now."

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[WP] Life on a submarine is interesting. Especially when the guy using the periscope says "Huh, I think I can see someone, looks like–" and turns into stone.

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[WP] "Roll for perception!" you jokingly yell before making a forward roll on the ground. As you come up, you suddenly become acutely aware of the number of power outlets, location of and path to the fire exits, and that your friend Sebastian is actually a lizardhuman.	3469
[WP] "I hate humans!" said Jack, the 501,226,731st human to say so to the aliens. As always, the lie-detector remained silent, for it was not a lie.	319
[WP] Your dad is wanted in twenty centuries	102
[SP] "It's not what it looks like, I promise!" - "So you're not making pizza?"	96
[WP] I'm about to finish my time travel equations, I know it! Because my future self is watching me, eating popcorn.	79
[WP] A horrible demon possesses your body, because you never did anything good in life. He didn't know that you're so incredibly lazy that neither of you do anything at all.	52
[WP] They say that "Huh, that's weird!" is often the first sign of a great scientific discovery. You knew you're in for a ride when you heard the five star kitchen chef saying it!	52
[WP] You're the smallest hivemind – with one mind in two bodies	46
[EU] "I can see dead people! They don't know they're dead!" – "Yes, I know. You've been telling me that for the past 500 years now."	35
[WP] Life on a submarine is interesting. Especially when the guy using the periscope says "Huh, I think I can see someone, looks like–" and turns into stone.	25