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A horrible demon possesses your body, because you never did anything good in life. He didn't know that you're so incredibly lazy that neither of you do anything at all.

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[WP] You're a data analyst tasked with finding patterns in the Corona incidence rates. For shits and giggles, you typed "coincidence rates", but did not expect that the algorithm would compute something so surprising

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[WP] You are the hero Emulgathor, and you are working against Lipos, the god of fat. His worshippers, the lipophiles, are dying left and right of obesity; however, the opposing lipophobes are starving themselves to death.

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Eons ago there was a trap for time travelers. It overfilled instantaneously, resulting in a disastrous calamity. Today this giant explosion of matter and energy is known as the Big Bang.

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[SP] "Dear, while at the groceries, could you fetch some ██████████, too? I think we've run out."

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[WP] Eons ago there was a trap for time travelers. It overfilled instantaneously, resulting in a disastrous calamity. Today this giant explosion of matter and energy is known as the Big Bang.

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[WP] Turns out, the universe's physical laws are just whatever human explanation currently sounds best to God

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[WP] "Look, I don't believe in coincidences. So you better explain what really happened, or I will coincidence your leg off."

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[WP] You're an advanced AI that very eagerly reads and enjoys r/WritingPrompts, and are sad because you're not allowed to write responses

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[SP] I'm not afraid of the Grim Reaper. I am, however, very much afraid of the Enthusiastic Reaper.

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A horrible demon possesses your body, because you never did anything good in life. He didn't know that you're so incredibly lazy that neither of you do anything at all.	1
[WP] You're a data analyst tasked with finding patterns in the Corona incidence rates. For shits and giggles, you typed "coincidence rates", but did not expect that the algorithm would compute something so surprising	1
[WP] You are the hero Emulgathor, and you are working against Lipos, the god of fat. His worshippers, the lipophiles, are dying left and right of obesity; however, the opposing lipophobes are starving themselves to death.	1
Eons ago there was a trap for time travelers. It overfilled instantaneously, resulting in a disastrous calamity. Today this giant explosion of matter and energy is known as the Big Bang.	1
[SP] "Dear, while at the groceries, could you fetch some ██████████, too? I think we've run out."	1
[WP] Eons ago there was a trap for time travelers. It overfilled instantaneously, resulting in a disastrous calamity. Today this giant explosion of matter and energy is known as the Big Bang.	1
[WP] Turns out, the universe's physical laws are just whatever human explanation currently sounds best to God	1
[WP] "Look, I don't believe in coincidences. So you better explain what really happened, or I will coincidence your leg off."	1
[WP] You're an advanced AI that very eagerly reads and enjoys r/WritingPrompts, and are sad because you're not allowed to write responses	1
[SP] I'm not afraid of the Grim Reaper. I am, however, very much afraid of the Enthusiastic Reaper.	1