WritingPrompts

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[WP] The castle has fallen, and the princess has been taken prisoner. What horrible fate awaits her in these lavish private chambers? What twisted fiends could be pampering her so!? What wicked schemes could be nested within this delicious, fresh lobster dinner!? Oh, the humanity!	33
[WP] "Only when you have walked this path to its end, as we all have, only when you have overcome these trials, as we all have, and only when you have faced he who rises against you, as we all have, then you will understand... what it means to be... Totally. Radical."	33
[WP] "Sir, I think we've got pirates incoming!" "How can you tell? There's nothing on the horizon." "Sir, I can hear them singing!"	33
[WP] Retoolitis is a fearsome and terrifying disease that only effects supetheroes. Symptoms include drastic personality changes, random alterations to powers, sudden costume charges, and alterations to proportions. There is no known cure.	31
[WP] Every dragon has some kind of treasure it guards. You are this one's, and they'll obliterate anybody who tries to take you away from them.	31
[WP] The ground shudders. Lights flash. Your van jerks to a stop, then lifts from the road. Giant eyes fill the space of the windscreen. A feminine voice calls out to you. "I believe you have my husband. I would very much like him back."	31
[WP] You're a trainer and sparring partner for superhero recruits. Your latest client is a polite young woman who... eats souls, and you're pretty sure is an alien abomination from the dark side of Jupiter.	31
[WP] "Every wizard and every witch has one thing they accel in, above all else. And your mother..." he said, slowly unlocking the chamber door, "Her specialty was killing."	31
[WP] One of the roles on your federation spaceship is Instruments Officer. Some alien lifeforms communicate through music and he translates back and forth. Then you run into these assholes who communicate via tuba.	30
[WP] "C'mon, man. It's 2450. You can't just throw away an old robot.That's cruel. You just... pop out the braincase like so, swap it into the new body, and presto, Johnny here is ready for another fifteen years."	30

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