/u/reallygoodbee's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "C'mon, man. It's 2450. You can't just throw away an old robot.That's cruel. You just... pop out the braincase like so, swap it into the new body, and presto, Johnny here is ready for another fifteen years."
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[WP] You are the legendary hero who defeated the demon king several years ago. Now his rather young daughter has come looking for revenge. She's a huge nuisance but not really any kind of threat.
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[WP] You're an elf. You just met the oddest creature: Little round ears, hunched back, protruding brow ridge, and no magic!
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[WP] You summoned a powerful demoness in exchange for one wish. The price you must pay: She won’t stop clinging to you and embarrassing you in front of everyone.
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[WP] It's a pretty standard nightclub. Someone causes trouble, skeletons climb out of cracks in the floor, throw the guy out, and then crumble to dust.
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[WP] It's a horrible, ravenous disease that only seems to affect superhero sidekicks. You offer to let your sidekick take the lead the next time and they're instantly cured.
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[WP] You are eating a delicious burger. The best you've ever had it. Describe it in detail. Also describe the ninja assassins attempting to take it from you.
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[EU] A children's cartoon in the Star Wars universe about how great it is to work for the Empire, with happy little cartoon Storm Troopers and a cartoon Darth Vader.
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[WP] You've just placed your usual order at the burrito place: Three small burritos, one mild, one medium, and one so unimaginably hot, it makes animals recoil in fear, children weep for their mothers, grown men cry out in the night, and kings banish it for fear of its power.
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