/u/reallygoodbee's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] After years of your evil schemes being foiled by the same group of obnoxious teenagers, you finally managed to kill one of them.
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[WP] The demon leaned over the altar smiled. "Now, normally, we are not allowed to intervene in the world of the living. However, under... unfortunate circumstances such as these... I do believe we can make an exception."
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[WP] A knock on the mansion door, a bunch of men in armor. "You seen any dragons around here?". "No, none." she replies, not mentioning it's because they're all disguised as humans.
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[WP] "Yooooou kiiiiilllled meeee...". You sit up from bed, "That was the point, you dick!". Then you lay back down and go back to sleep.
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[WP] Due to budget cuts to the highway commission, the scenery on your drive home is now just the same ten-minute stretch of road, repeated over and over again.
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[WP] After being bitten by a radioactive washed-up hack, you gain the power of bad comic book cliches, and the power to make up powers as you need them. Now there's crime afoot, and you have to stop it!
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[WP] You've just completed your company's newest combat android. 60mph running speed, 35-ton lifting capacity, accurate to within 4 inches at a range of one mile... But your boss isn't too keen on the cat ears, the maid outfit, or how it refers to everyone as "Master" and makes cat sounds.
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[WP] You picked some silly harmless little disease out of a book and pretended to have it to get out of work. Now you're sealed in a large tent and the Center for Disease Control is considering burning you alive to get rid of the virus.
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[WP] "You took her out? But how? She was a powerful sorceress!" "I had to wait until she requested her wine at dinner." "You poisoned her?!" "No, I, uh... Hit her over the head with the bottle."
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