/u/reallygoodbee's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You've just completed your company's newest combat android. 60mph running speed, 35-ton lifting capacity, accurate to within 4 inches at a range of one mile... But your boss isn't too keen on the cat ears, the maid outfit, or how it refers to everyone as "Master" and makes cat sounds.
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[WP] "You took her out? But how? She was a powerful sorceress!" "I had to wait until she requested her wine at dinner." "You poisoned her?!" "No, I, uh... Hit her over the head with the bottle."
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[WP] A powerful good and a powerful evil are required to keep the world in balance. That's why you're being sent to save the demon lord from an insane princess.
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[WP] "This is Bankinrankingankin, the world's most inept terrorist. Find him, stop him." "If he's so inept, can't we just wait for him to kill himself?" "That's the problem: He has. Three times."
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[WP] Santa just came down the chimney. He says you're on the naughty list. He has a health bar. Carol of the Bells just kicked up in the background. In Latin.
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[WP] You are a human living with a small slime creature, trying to teach it to be more human. Today, you're taking it to the grocery store. You're praying to high heaven this doesn't end in disaster.
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[WP] You're a bartender at a Bad Guy Bar. It's where all the henchmen, mooks, goons, and thugs go to unwind after a long day of work.
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[WP] "As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for thou art with me, and we are driving 95 tons of Go F*** Yourself."
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