/u/reallygoodbee's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "The people needed hope. They needed a hero. And I chose you. I nurtured you. Every challenge, every trial, just a little harder than the last. And at the end, you would stop me. You would be the hero. I never wanted it to end... I never wanted you to know what I was really capable of."
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[WP] Pizza. That's it. Just pizza. You're sitting down to a hot, fresh pizza. And you're going to enjoy it, regardless of everybody around you trying to stop you.
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[WP] You are a notorious hitman. Seriously one bad mother!@#$er. And this little kid just gave you a big fistful of change to get his bike back from the neighborhood bullies.
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[WP] You're building a robot body for a highly advanced AI. Every time you take your eyes off the project they add a few inches to the measurements.
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[WP] You have a pet cat. He eats a lot for his size. Then he just suddenly splits in two. Now you have two cats.
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[WP] "Let me get this straight: You assassinated him by dropping a giant anvil on him?" "Yes." "Why!?" "Because the steam roller couldn't catch him and he wouldn't push the "Press me" button."
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[WP] "Alright, you little assholes. Settle down. I'm Mr. Constantine. I've been asked to teach you kids how to defend against dark magic. I'm gonna teach you more than that. I am going to teach you how to *royally* !@#$ someone up."
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[WP] Are you a small slime creature, living with a human who is teaching you to be more human. Today, you woke up before him. Today, you will be the one making "bregfiz".
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[EU] "Hey, uh... ever noticed how we've never seen Bruce Wayne and Spider-man in the same room together?"
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[WP] "I'm going to be honest with you: You didn't survive the fight. You died. But I couldn't let it stand. So I used the spell in my mom's book. I changed your fate. And the cost was changing mine, too. So I just wanted to say goodbye. Please don't forget me.". And then she turns to dust.
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