/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[EU] You have assembled the best Pokemon. A team of hardened badasses who never lose. This girl just ended your career with four words: "Bidoof, use Body Slam!"
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[WP] You're walking down the street when you hear a sort of scrapping noise and the cracking of pavement. Then an armored dwarf pops out from the ground. "Hey, buddy. Are the elves gone yet?"
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[WP] Genetic editing, super soldier serums, cybernetic and biomechanical upgrades, mental conditioning... all wasted on a teenage girl afraid of her own shadow.
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[WP] After years of work, you've finally submitted your finished video game to a big publisher. Then they call you back! They're willing to make a deal: They'll pay you to just never make another game. Seriously. Don't even try.
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[WP] The opposite of the Last Samurai: A Japanese man journeying to America to fight injustice as the last of the wandering gunslingers.
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[WP] You're a vampire. But not just any vampire. You're an Enjoyment Vampire. You just suck the fun out of everything, everywhere you go.
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[WP] You barely have time to react when they kick the door in, waving guns around and shouting. "Under the authority of the Pre-Crime Act of 2055, you are hereby under arrest for future acts of terrorism, arson, and attempted assassination of an elected official!"
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[WP] You own a maid robot. You never understood why she has some of the features she has. Then you find a fragment of deleted data during routine maintenance and it all makes sense.
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[EU] "We're asking you to come peacefully, Mr. Bourne. If you choose not to, well, we'll just... lay down and let you go. We've seen the super-soldier kung-fu beat-down stuff and would rather leave with all our limbs still working."
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