/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] The local superhero organization has lots of responsibilities, beyond just stopping crimes. They're also responsible for escorting and assisting the various alien and supernatural creatures that come to town for food or supplies. Some aliens will be arriving later today for electronics.
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[WP] After months of trying, you've finally gotten a sit-down interview with Captain Incredible. He's the world's greatest superhero, and possibly the most self-absorbed asshole you've ever met.
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[WP] It's been three years since the magical girls defeated the villain and saved the world. Since then, it's been night terrors, PTSD, mental breaks... Today was hard, but tomorrow will be better.
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[EU] Every Pokemon trainer knows you can only have six Pokemon. Your neighbor has eleven, and whenever you ask them, they just say "They just started following me and I don't have the heart to tell them no."
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[WP] A broken form, discarded in the corner like garbage. With her final breath, she makes a final request to you: "Kill them all."
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[WP] You look at the robots sitting at the desk, then up at their poster. "Submit, humans. You will serve the Overmind. Positions available. Apply today."
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[WP] "Myself and the company want to extend our thanks and congratulations for the way you handled the robber last week. But... was the wrestling finisher through the table really necessary? Or the posing afterwards?"
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[WP] There was an evil mannequin thing inside your house. It only moved when you weren't looking. You managed to keep eye contact the entire time you tied it up and threw it down the stairs.
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[WP] The law says that a person is only allowed to carry an absolute maximum of thirty-five flashlights at a time. If you're found carrying flashlights above the legal limit, for any reason, the punishment is summary execution.
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