/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] You're taking a job at a vegetable farm. The ad said "must love animals, must be good with children.". You didn't make the connection until the tomatoes pulled themselves out of the ground and started running around like toddlers.
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[WP] The dragon pokes its head out of the cave to find three cows, tied to a post, and a sign marked "Merry Christmas".
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[WP] You recently became a magical girl. Now you're sitting in a government office reading the pamphlet: Mandatory two years training, mandatory four years service in a major city, then you can do whatever you want.
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[WP] You run a modeling agency, famous for the extensive variety of models working for you. You're not telling anyone you hired a shapeshifter and they're just all the same person.
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[WP] A crazed, knife-wielding vigilante is killed by a crazed, hacksaw-wielding vigilante, who is in turn killed by a crazed, pipe-wielding vigilante. This starts a cycle of crazed vigilantes wielding more and more impractical weapons.
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[WP] This old wooden puzzle-box has been in your family for generations. Today, you finally figured out how to open it. Turns out you really, really shouldn't have.
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[WP] "What's wrong, sweetie? The boogeyman is at your window? Now, honey, what have I told you...? Your grandpa killed the boogeyman. And we made sure he wasn't coming back."
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[WP] She's the resident Cute Witch. Her spells and potions either don't work, or work way too well. And she's been following you around all day.
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[WP] It's the final battle against the Perfect Evil. Every god is here, practically every superhero ever, a bunch of random action heroes, and you, for... whatever reason. Why are you even here?
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