/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] You've found your favorite food brand's terrible, dark secret, and now their mascot is out to kill you before you can reveal it to anyone else.
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[WP] You killed the Demon King. Now you stand in an empty room. He stands before you, utterly motionless. A glass pane hangs in the air between you: "FATAL ERROR HAS OCCURED: CPU has experienced critical system failure. All programs halted to preserve data. Initiate total system restart? >Yes >No"
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[WP] You are the host of Antiques Roadshow. Someone just brought in an old, dusty antique you recognize as a magical artifact, and the source of your immortality.
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[WP] You're part of a band of adventurers. The only one of you wearing anything resembling functional clothing is your Paladin... in a full-size chicken costume.
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[WP] "A Writing Prompt? You want a Writing Prompt? God damn it, man! I'm not made of Writing Prompts! Now get out of my office!"
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[WP] You're a generic isekai protagonist. Unfortunately, your only followers are a bunch of rambunctious goblins convinced you're saving the world so they can have it. They're not particularly smart, but they are *vicious* little buggers.
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[WP] There's a restaurant up town that used to be a mafia front. People loved the food, they realized how much money they were making, and now it's just a regular restaurant.
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[WP] You keep asking this girl out, but she won't date a man shorter than she is. That's fine, but she's fifteen-foot-three.
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