/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] He comes to Earth every fifteen years looking for a fight. The only person to accept this time was a young girl. He could have sworn he recognized her somehow.
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[WP] You are the last follower of an old, dead supervillain. You have spent the last twenty years living in the old lair, maintaining it, keeping it as it was. The old perimeter sensors just picked up movement.
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[WP] "Given your record as an adventurer, and given your... recent transgressions... why should we, the Adventurers Guild, grant you this level up?"
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[WP] You just confessed to the girl you're in love with. She feels the same. Then admits she's also a ninja and clan law says you both have to die. Want to go get coffee?
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[WP] Your child was missing for three days. They suddenly simply showed up again, happy as a clam, talking about "the red guys with the big horns" that helped them get home.
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[WP] Santa looks down on you from his sleigh, a shotgun in his hands, a smoldering cigar clenched in his teeth. "You know what you're gettin' this year? You're gettin' your kids back. Merry Christmas."
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[WP] "Honey," you say, "I have something important to tell you. I'm... not an alien." You take your alien disguise off and she sighs in relief, telling you you're better than she expected. She expected more... She trails off and makes weird tentacle gestures.
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[WP] "She's a single mother. What's the big deal?" "You kidnapped her only son." "So what?" "Do you know who this woman is? There are only two words to describe this woman: "Killing machine.". And there are no words in the English language to describe how utterly screwed you are."
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