/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] "She's a single mother. What's the big deal?" "You kidnapped her only son." "So what?" "Do you know who this woman is? There are only two words to describe this woman: "Killing machine.". And there are no words in the English language to describe how utterly screwed you are."
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[WP] There's always been that... room in the back of the restaurant. The one no one goes in. Nobody has the key. The animatronics are always... just staring at it. Now they're holding it shut.
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[WP] You work in a restaurant with animatronic robots. They sing and dance, they serve customers, and in case of emergencies, they have facial recognition software tied into the police database. It's all pretty cool until they suddenly just go berserk on a guy and... Oh. Oh God.
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[WP] "Uh, listen, fellas... I know we got off the wrong foot, but listen: My girlfriend is just at the counter talking to the waiter. If you put your hands on me, I'll scream, she'll come over here, and she'll rip your arms off. And I... actually wish I was exaggerating."
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[WP] "Excuse, waiter? Can you please ask the three men sitting at the bar to leave? They're going to attack me and I really don't want to have to hurt them or make a mess of your restaurant."
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[WP] You're a trainer and sparring partner for superhero recruits. One of your clients always wears this ridiculous metal headpiece. You take it off of her to examine it and she stiffens up and topples over sideways like a mannequin.
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[WP] You're a superhero. Everybody thinks you have super speed and can see the future. Instead, you just kind of... "jitter" through time, constantly jerking forward and backward.
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[WP] Your girlfriend is a robot. Someone tried to mug you yesterday, but it's fine. You're okay, you don't need protecting. You're trying to convince her otherwise, but she still insists on arming herself.
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[WP] "I can't take you anywhere..." you mutter under your breath as your superhero girlfriend fistfights the giant mouse animatronic.
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