/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] Homemaker, housekeeper, loving wife, mother of two, and currently explaining to the military officials why she can't fly to Michigan to stop Zondar the Annihilator.
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[WP] "Insert prompt. You have. Twenty seconds to comply." "I... I don't have a prompt!" "You have. Fifteen seconds to comply." "Please! That's not enough time!" Guns click, missiles arm, laser charges, chainsaw spins up, bat taps floor.
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[WP] The king called to you as he left the council chambers. "Bring me a meal. Bring my armor and my sword. Prepare my horse. And when I do not return in three days, execute the councilors."
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[WP] "Yeah, I saw her. Passed through yesterday looking for sellswords. Offered every man in here 1,600 gold pieces to follow her. Two years pay to see her there and back... Soon as she told them where they were going they all walked out on her."
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[WP] You're an immortal. You spend your time just building stuff. Houses, castles, small towns. Now the humans have found some of your old builds and are making a really big deal out of them.
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[WP] You're a sentient animatronic restaurant mascot. You love walking around at night and scarin' the living daylights out of the security guard. You'd never hurt them, of course. Right?
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[WP] You run a superhuman museum. You have detailed files on every superhuman to ever live, with statues, paintings, and perfect 1:1 replicas of their stuff. Everybody loves the idea, heroes and villains alike.
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[WP] You're an ex-super villain. You just like to tinker and make things. And you're getting really fed up with random superheroes breaking in and making sure you're not up to something.
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