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[WP] You've been cursed by a witch: Once every hour while you're awake, this guy just runs up to you, smacks you in the back of the head, and runs away. You can't hide from him, and he appears once an hour while you're awake, even if you killed him the previous hour.
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[WP] Your parents adamantly refuse to let your grandfather teach you self-defense. They also don't want you to know he spent twenty years as a caped vigilante and was really, really good at it.
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[WP] You check on your kid in the middle of the night and to your surprise, find their beloved stuffed animal standing in the middle of the room. "There's two in the closet, one under the bed. Either back me up or shut the door."
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[WP] For the last several years, on the first full moon of October, you've seen them in the forest, dancing and chanting in the moonlight. They've seen you, too, and they're inviting you to join them.
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[WP] You're a superhero. You just squared off with the government's new "ultrahero", who is determined to put you out of business. One way or another.
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[WP] Against the advice of your family, you gave a mouse a cookie. Things just went sideways from there.
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[WP] Your superpower is the power to just make up powers as you need them. From flight, to shrinking objects, to prehensile facial hair. But each power can only be used once every thirty days.
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[WP] "Well, they obviously didn't know who they were dealing with. I'm rich, I'm beautiful, I'm gifted with phenomenal magical powers, and I... was... protecting a friend. Yes. A friend. A very close friend."
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[WP] You're having to explain to the revenue agency that all of your money and your big house and your new car all came from a genie in a magic lamp. Turns out there's a tax on money obtained via magic.
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