/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[EU] A children's cartoon in the Star Wars universe about how great it is to work for the Empire, with happy little cartoon Storm Troopers and a cartoon Darth Vader.
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[WP] You're a C-lister villain. You have a really lame power that everybody laughs at. Today, you finally figured out how to actually use it.
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[WP] You're a trainer and sparring partner for superhero recruits. Your latest client is an utter emotional wreck of a girl, scared of practically everything. But she has a tendency to... hurt people, when she gets spooked.
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[WP] "What are they doing?" "They're affixing themselves to the generators...!" "Power levels are skyrocketing!" "Status report!" "Everything is coming back online!" "All systems at 1,200% and climbing! "Your orders, sir?" "Intensify forward shields. Full power to weapons. Ramming speed."
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[WP] You were recently kidnapped by a super villain, who trampled and smashed up your girlfriend in the process. She became a badass cyborg and saved you, and it's taking some... getting used to.
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[WP] "Did you really think we wouldn't figure it out? Come on. We have your medical records. You haven't grown an inch in three years, you weigh four times what you should, you have naturally pink hair, and you always disappear just before she shows up."
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[WP] After years of your evil schemes being foiled by the same group of obnoxious teenagers, you finally managed to kill one of them.
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[WP] You're a princess locked in a tower, watching your prince try and fail to rescue you, over and over. You have to give him credit, though: He's really imaginative.
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[WP] You're a trainer and sparring partner for superhero recruits. Today you're putting some of your clients through a computer simulation, recreating the Invasion of Southmarch. Or as it's more commonly known in certain circles, the Murder Mile.
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