/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] "This band ain't shit without me, man. But you know what? I ain't shit without this band. I ain't shit without my vocals. I ain't shit without my bassist. I ain't shit without my drummer."
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[WP] "It was a clown, Jim. A freaking clown. Rammed the bank robbers off the road with his little car, knocked them the !@#$ out with thrown pies, tied them up with balloon animals, and then just took off. I never seen anything like it!"
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[WP] They are artificial, lab-made superheroes. They need a chemical injection to use thier powers. One of the units went insane, massively overdosed on the chemical, destroyed the lab, and slaughtered the superhero team they were holding combat trials against.
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[WP] One of the students at the ancient, sacred martial arts place has started delving into the ancient, forbidden, dark techniques. Instead of throwing him out the elders sit him down and explain exactly why such kickass dark techniques are forbidden.
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[WP] You're about to introduce your parents to your new girlfriend. She's the kindest, sweetest person you've ever met. Not mentioning she's also eight feet tall and can bench-press cars.
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[WP] You're a trainer and sparring partner for superhero recruits. Your latest client is a self-proclaimed "swimsuit paladin". She wears a skimpy bikini, wields holy magic powers, and carries a gigantic battle hammer. Your director is mostly worried about what the parents groups will think.
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[WP] The elves have emerged from 10,000 years of isolation. They just discovered this human "internet" and have decided the humans must be eradicated.
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[WP] You're a trainer and sparring partner for superhero recruits. Your latest client is a retired masked vigilante who wants to get back into it. Dude is like 50, though, and his power is "to punch really, really hard".
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