/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] The Demon King roared at the hero, "He did it for you! He gave his life for yours! How could you not care?! HOW COULD YOU BE SO COLD?! If you won't care enough to even remember him, then I myself will avenge his death! Prepare to die!"
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[WP] "The general has brought 50,000 infantry. The commander has 30,000 cavalry. The governor has provided 25,000 elite soldiers. What have you brought to the alliance?" "just a whole shitload of archers lol"
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[WP] The beautiful princess is set to be wed to a handsome prince from a neighboring kingdom. He was smitten with her the say she drank him under the table, started a brawl, and was the only one left standing.
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[WP] She gingerly steps through the wall in the hole and kneels down next you, the bits of broken debris crunching under her. "Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm not used to this yet! Are you alright? I'm sorry!"
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[WP] Something about transforming magical girl superheroes. But you're the one who tidies up the "base", patches them up after fights, and keeps them from going insane with what they do.
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[WP] "It's over! I have won! And you will never have another chance! You will never have another hero! You will fall! BECAUSE YOU NEVER LEARNED TO STAND FOR YOURSELVES!"
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[WP] The sword clattered to the floor at the princess's feet. "If you want your happy ending, girl... then you're going to have to earn it."
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[WP] A story doesn’t need a tragic ending to be good. Write a happy ending. The hero overcomes the odds, saved the day, gets the girl, and heads off into the sunset.
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[WP] You're Agent 156, the world's most mediocre assassin. You're just terrible at everything besides just blending in. You can't play the drums, you can't paint, you can't do yoga... You can't even make sushi!
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