/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] You are a Roman General during the height of the empire. An envoy has arrived from distant China. He brings evidence of something unnatural. And instructions on how to kill it.
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[WP] "This particular human subject had much greater compatibility with the mechanical upgrades than anticipated. We are attempting to bring her under control, but we may be forced to terminate the subject... if we can."
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[WP] A single Big Bad Wolf can blow down a house made of straw and a house made of sticks. You're about to find out how many Big Bad Wolves it takes to blow down your house of bricks.
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[WP] It's the end of the month, so your robot maid/companion gets one request from you. She just asked you to teach her how to play Dungeons and Dragons.
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[WP] The sword clattered to the floor at the princess's feet. "If you want your happy ending, girl... then you're going to have to earn it."
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[WP] After your last defeat, you decided to retire from being an evil overlord and settle down somewhere. You look up from your morning newspaper and see a bunch of little girls glaring at you through your kitchen window.
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[WP] "I want to file a complaint with this restaurant. It took an hour to get my meal, and there's a bite taken out of it!" "My apologies. The taste-tester didn't approve of the first one, so we had to remake it."
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[WP] The vicious, horrible dungeon monster sees an adventurer enter and prepares to attack. The adventurer hands it a handful of papers and asks it to fill them out. It's a job application.
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[WP] "Why can't we just have the robots all attack him at once?" "In... one level?" "In his house, I don't care! Just kill him!" "Come on, boss... we've got to at least give him a chance." "No! No, we don't!"
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