/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] You're being framed for a high profile assassination attempt. People who know you won't accept the idea it's you... because the shooter *missed*.
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[WP] The princess disguised herself as a man to join the royal army and fight alongside her true love. She's also a nine-foot-tall orc with gigantic biceps, and everybody knows who she is but is too afraid of her to say anything.
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[WP] I'm out of ideas for prompts. So we'll just spin the big wheel, ritualistically chant "big money, no whammy", and... Avacado. Oh, no. Not Avacado. Please, God, no.
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[WP] "We did what we had to do." "Miss, let me reiterate that 115 people are dead." "And so are my friends. They're the reason it was only 115."
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[WP] "Those things? Those are Cogs. They're just robots running on some simple routines. Put on this suit and this helmet and they'll go right for you."
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[WP] "This particular human subject had much greater compatibility with the mechanical upgrades than anticipated. We are attempting to bring her under control, but we may be forced to terminate the subject... if we can."
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[WP] Scientists have finally put a manned spacecraft on Venus. The first thing they came across was bleached bones, in tattered spacesuits. But... they look like... anteaters?
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[WP] The demon was called forth to the mortal realm. The human seemed confused and stressed. "Can you help me figure out my taxes?"
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[WP] Your girlfriend insists on meeting your parents, but you don't want her to. You're not sure how to tell her you're actually made of clay and your mom is an ancient immortal animal god exiled from the heavens.
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