/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] "Your vows mean nothing. He will die some day. His soul will go to the other side, and we will be together forever." "Everyone dies. He will die, and I will die, too. He will become the plains and the mountains. I will become the rain and the oceans. And *we* will be together forever."
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[WP] You have incredible superhuman powers. You use them to work a regular job, and you do it really, really well.
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[WP] "Have you recently found yourself shuffling everywhere? Do you have the urge to beat up random people on the street? Have you had cravings for nothing but roast chicken? You may have Beat-em-up Protagonist Syndrome. If you've been experiencing any of these symptoms, see a doctor immediately."
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[WP] You work in a huge, constantly shifting castle, serving a princess. Your morning starts at sunset, getting her up and out of the wooden box in the hidden basement.
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[WP] Turns out you, the insane scientist, are the superhero's biological daughter, and your perfect, prodigal sister is his evil clone.
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[WP] The kingdom was recently taken over by a vicious and brutal empress. Nobody seems to mind because she's still somehow better than the last guy.
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[WP] You're an NPC in an incredibly violent video game. You're just doing a quick debriefing, taking a little coffee break, reviewing the script, then everybody takes their places for the next player coming through.
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[WP] You're signed up for a fantasy dating service. Everybody loves the burly dwarves and orcs, the clever gnomes, and the oddly small dragonkin. Even ents! But nobody wants to date an elf because they're just so pathetically clingy.
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[WP] She screams at you as she smashes up your giant robot. "This is a really bad time! I can't be dealing with this shit right now! I have EXAMS tomorrow!"
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