/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] That journalist is on TV again, the one who's always talking trash and trying to convince people that superheroes are the real bad guys. Then he suddenly gets punched out in the middle of a report.
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[WP] You are captain aboard a futuristic starship exploring the unknown in the name of the Galactic Federation. You also know that you are a fictional character in a television series and the very existence of your universe depends on your ratings. And they just added a new character.
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[WP] You're currently in traffic driving your superhero spouse to the first national bank, which is under attack. You really don't want to ask how they lost their flying license, but... how do you lose a flying license?!
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[WP] You're a trainer and sparring partner for superhero recruits. Your latest client is an adorable robot girl. She's only as strong as an adult, is not bulletproof, and her arm cannon is a fancy tazer. If she carried any real weapons she'd be blown to bits by the military.
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[WP] You have incredible superhuman powers. You use them to work a regular job, and you do it really, really well.
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[WP] The kingdom was recently taken over by a vicious and brutal empress. Nobody seems to mind because she's still somehow better than the last guy.
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[WP] Turns out you, the insane scientist, are the superhero's biological daughter, and your perfect, prodigal sister is his evil clone.
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WP] "Attention all personnel. Attention all personnel. This is the captain speaking. I want to thank you for all your years of loyal service. And I want to ask for forgiveness for what I do today. Anybody who doesn't want to die with me should abandon ship now."
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[WP] You win money if you can cross the treacherous frozen mountain trail, navigate the caverns, and reach the top of the incredibly tall tower. You swear none of that stuff existed yesterday.
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