/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] Due to some kind of fault, the radar system picked up Santa Claus and his sleigh and jets were scrambled to intercept. The pilots came back, but not the jets.
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[WP]The ancient magical weapon will obey any command and grant any wish the user desires. The failsafe: You must issue your commands in haiku and the last word of each line must rhyme.
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[WP] You're building an oil pipeline through pristine countryside. You just worked out a deal to relocate some villagers in the way. Their entire town and everything in it, fields and houses included.
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[WP] "You are paying me to do a job and I will do that job to the very best of my abilities." "Yeah, I get that, but... six guys? Six guys. With guns." "To the very best of my abilities, in all situations."
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[WP] Pirate mutant zombie dinosaur ninja assassin cannibals from Mars! And only you have the power to stop them!
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[WP] You're playing Calvinball with a group of kids. There are no rules. You make up everything as you go along.
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[WP] Write me a fight scene between the big bad emperor of all evil, and the last magical girl, carrying the lockets of all her dead friends.
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[WP] You just nonchalantly smile and wave at the giant grinning catgirl passing by your office. Another day, another kaiju, and she's going to go fight it.
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[WP] The Olympics has brought back jousting. Instead of horses, the rider sits on a beam carried by four of his team members.
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