/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] Your kid is a childhood superhero. They made the news today, and the news anchor giving the report is practically giddy over it. He's played the video at least three times now.
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[WP] As you pull yourself out of the rubble, she smiles sheepishly and raises her wand. "Okay, that didn't work. Let me try a different spell...!"
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[WP] The villain has the hero on his knees. His allies are scattered. His castle is destroyed. The villain is prepared to finish the hero, pausing when the hero flashes a smile. Then the theme music kicks up in the background.
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[WP] You are about to die. Then your arm moves by itself, and you hear a voice, "Push over, dumbass. It's my turn to drive.".
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[WP] You stare at the switch in front of you. Flip it, the machine comes on. That's it. No more magic. The wizard dies. His army vanishes. The Earth is saved. But... those magical girls will die, too.
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[WP] Humans have recently joined the intergalactic professional wrestling circuit. Scale is apparently a really weird thing in our universe, and we utterly dominate the competition despite being so much smaller than everybody else.
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[WP] Your phone chimes. "Attention all residents. Please evacuate the area between 10th and Moore and 4th and Superman. ARISE Magical Girl units are inbound and will be engaging hostiles. Please evacuate."
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[WP] Wigs and ribbons. Stockings and shoes. Pretty dresses. A robot gets ready for a day of blending in with humans and emulating their strange behaviors.
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[WP] Are the villain, battling the heroes. You had the upper hand at the beginning, but they've been getting stronger and stronger the entire fight. Then you understand: They're starting to believe.
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