/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] Tetris: The Movie. They somehow made into a swords-and-sorcery fantasy movie that reads like a bargain bin Lord of the Rings.
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[WP] "We had started this war. We only had ourselves to blame. And in the end, it was there on our knees, look up at her, that we realized... we never stood a chance."
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[WP] You were told to bring a dozen men, three squads, and as much firepower as you could carry. The target is on the terrace in the garden, just sitting down for afternoon tea.
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[WP] A Mixed Martial Arts fighting event, but you win by throwing the other guy over the waist-high wall and out of the cage. Then someone else comes in to replace him. The winner is whoever makes it through the most competitors, even if they get thrown out themselves.
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[WP] You pack your musket and powder, kiss your wife and kids goodbye. Your regiment has just been called up to engage the Redcoats in Delaware. Also, it's March, 2024.
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[EU] A Pokemon game, but you're that one guy in Victory Road who somehow managed to beat all the gyms with two Gibles and a Gyarados.
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[WP] "Long have the hunters pursued me, sotonight comes my spectre of death. Weep not for the bastard that made me, but for the raven that heard my last breath."
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[WP] And on the sixth day, God created man. Then his obnoxious older brother snickered and said, "Let me show you how it's really done.".
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[WP] She tosses your own bloody corpse at your feet. "What the hell is this? Have you been using again?!"
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