/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] She flashes a smile as she takes your hands. "I've been looking for you for such a long time. They tried so very hard... but their firewalls couldn't keep me out forever."
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[WP] You're the most popular guy in the world. You're funny, you're generous, everybody loves you! Then comes... Opposite Day.
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[WP] You wake up in a dark room tied to a chair. Three men enter. One has paper and a pen. “We saw that comment you made on Reddit last night. We need a hit new TV show and we need it now. Start writing.”
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[WP] "Alright... and we're back! Welcome to the show! The rules are simple: I ask you a series of trivia questions. Get them right, you earn cold, hard cash. Get them wrong, I blow us both to smithereens!"
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[WP] A vicious monster that terrorizes the night. The only weapon that can kill it is a sword, infused with the soul of the woman who loved the man he once was.
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[WP] First day at your new job. You meet the boss's assistant when she enters the room with a hardhat and flashing warning light. Then you meet the boss when he comes crashing through the wall fistfighting your supervisor.
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[WP] You're a trainer and sparring partner for superhero recruits. Your latest client is a cute insect girl getting ready to cocoon and reach her next stage. So far today she's eaten three pizzas, seven burgers, a bucket of chicken, half a Chinese buffet, and shows no signs of slowing down.
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[WP] Today you are a man. Now, you must take up your father's sword and shield and go face the Godking. Slay him or be obliterated by his magic sword, like your father, and his father, and his father, and... Aw crap.
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[WP] "Alright, supplies are in order: Forged documents, keycards, pistols, ammo, digging tools, and... rope." "What's the rope for?" "To hang ourselves if this doesn't work."
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