/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] You are a horrible freak of science. Half man, half animal, the next step in human evolution. Your strength and speed are beyond measure. Your purpose? To be the world MMA champion.
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[WP] You're a 90s Animal Mascot With Attitude. You run fast, jump, and talk like you're still in the 90s. Everything about you is horribly outdated but you're still a big hit with the kids, right? ...Right?
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[WP] I can't think of a good prompt, so... ninjas. You're just suddenly attacked by ninjas. They're wielding deadly nunchuks, with extra nunchuks on the end. They're after the contents of your pockets.
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[WP] Your opponents steps into the ring, and he is easily twice your mass, much less twice your height. You are now facing... the weakest Canadian male.
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WP] "Attention all personnel. Attention all personnel. This is the captain speaking. I want to thank you for all your years of loyal service. And I want to ask for forgiveness for what I do today. Anybody who doesn't want to die with me should abandon ship now."
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WP] "Attention all personnel. Attention all personnel. This is the captain speaking. I want to thank you for all your years of loyal service. And I want to ask for forgiveness for what I do today. Anybody who doesn't want to die with me should abandon ship now."
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WP] "Attention all personnel. Attention all personnel. This is the captain speaking. I want to thank you for all your years of loyal service. And I want to ask for forgiveness for what I do today. Anybody who doesn't want to die with me should abandon ship now."
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[WP] "Attention all personnel. Attention all personnel. This is the captain speaking. I want to thank you for all your years of loyal service. And I want to ask for forgiveness for what I do today. Anybody who doesn't want to die with me should abandon ship now."
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[WP] "Attention all personnel. Attention all personnel. This is the captain speaking. I want to thank you for all your years of loyal service. And I want to ask for forgiveness for what I do today. Anybody who doesn't want to die with me should abandon ship now."
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