/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] "Attention all personnel. Attention all personnel. This is the captain speaking. I want to thank you for all your years of loyal service. And I want to ask for forgiveness for what I do today. Anybody who doesn't want to die with me should abandon ship now."
Mark as read: Add to a list
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] "Your order has been picked up and your Dasher is on the way. He will let nothing stop him. Nothing can stop him. He is a man of sheer will. He is the Unstoppable Force. No laws can hold him. Not the laws of man, or even the laws of physics. He will be there in seven minutes."
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You start a new job tomorrow. You don't know what you'll be doing, but it involves a large bird costume and a pellet gun.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] This little girl just trounced you and your entire gang. When someone else arrived, she said "Don't tell anyone" then threw herself flat on the ground.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] "What is this thing?" "It's a Gamcube." "How, it looks ancient!" "Oh, come on. It's only 650 years old."
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You set up the hidden camera in the bedroom to record definitive proof of the monster under your bed. You didn't expect it to be so cute, and you really didn't expect it to kiss your forehead and tuck you in at night.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] One of the old magical relics just flew out of the warehouse and into the hands of some girl. You're the official sent to retrieve it.
Mark as read: Add to a list