/u/reddit_userr's posts
[WP] Your super power is the ability to learn completely pointless facts at the drop of a hat. Actually, there have been 3,450,389,037 hats dropped since the beginning of time. Fun fact.
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[WP] You live in a town where everyone miraculously has a different accent. Not only that, but their personalities boldly contradict their stereotypes. (Southern goth, shy Australian, etc.)
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[WP] Your car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, so you walk up to the nearest house for help. The door is unlocked, so crack the door open and peak inside. You are surprised to discover that there are hundreds of paintings and sculptures of you strewn throughout the house.
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[WP] You were once a cat, but an experiment gone wrong has turned you into a human. You want to continue doing your normal cat stuff, but it is starting to weird everyone else out.
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[WP] DNA manipulation technology has advanced so far that parents are able to choose exactly the kind of child they will have. You and your wife decide the typically chosen elite genes are too boring, and decide to design to make your child a little more interesting.
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[WP] You are starting at your new job as the 13th month of the year. You've met November and December already, and they seemed nice enough. Then you meet January, and it turns out your new job isn't what you'd hoped it would be.
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[WP] The life of an obese man in a universe where healthy food tastes good and unhealthy food tastes bad.
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[WP] You are omnipotent superhuman. Instead of saving the world, you decide to use your powers for your own entertainment.
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