WritingPrompts

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[WP] “Sire, the humans have brought you gifts as peace offerings.” “What are they?” “I believe they call them ‘puppies.’”	48
[WP] You’re pretty sure you’re not dead, so why did you wake up back in your childhood bedroom? That’s when you see it—on the wall, above the TV, is a flashing “You’ve unlocked New Game+!” sign. You do the only sensible thing…and press it.	44
[SP] “Sorry, you...what?” “You asked me what my first wish is, right? Well, I wish to meet God.”	40
[WP] Every girl you’ve dated was into you up until they found out your family’s secret—that your father was, no kidding, Santa Claus. You thought you’d end up alone forever...until she came along.	39
[WP] At the Bar for Rejected Heroes, everyone who failed in slaying the monster has to pay for their own drinks. One day, a stranger goes up the bar and says “Drinks are on me.”	38
[WP] A group of “anti-robbers” have been making the news for their good deeds, going into banks with their faces covered and returning customers’ stolen valuables. It’s a feel-good story, until one day they walk in on a robbery-in-progress.	37
[WP] You’ve been running an animal sanctuary to keep stray dogs and cats off of the streets when two CIA agents show up on your doorstep. They want to know why their spies keep disappearing.	36
[WP] You didn’t know what you wanted to be when you grew up, so you became good at everything. Most people would say it was impossible, but it’s easy when you’re immortal.	34
[WP] You’re standing in front of God about to be judged for everything you’ve done on Earth. Except it’s not God, but some temp named Bill—who for some reason seems really interested in all of the embarrassing moments in your life.	34
[WP] As the world’s newest rich person, people have been taking bets on what you’ll do with your money. “I’m going to build a time machine!” “To do what, exactly?” “Find a wife, of course!”	33

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