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[WP] As a cemetery groundskeeper, you entertain yourself by talking to the graves and making up stories about what the occupants did in their previous lives. Recently, they’ve started to correct you.
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[WP] You’ve finally defeated the dragon, but instead of gold, it offers you a dragon egg. “Teach this one to be like you, kind and noble, selfless and courageous. May it be better than I, for I was filled with pride and vanity, and let the world know that man and dragon can coexist again.”
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[WP] As the International Space Station makes another pass over the Bermuda Triangle, the crew notice what looks like an immensely bright light in the water. “Negative, Houston. The light is...well, it appears to be blinking. It looks...this is gonna sound weird, but it looks like Morse code.”
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[WP] The shopkeeper points at the sign clearly marked “Absolutely NO Refunds.” The egg you bought hatched, you can’t get a refund, and now you have a talking baby dragon who insists that you’re its parent.
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[WP] As an immortal soldier, “not dying” isn’t as fun as it sounds so you have to find ways to amuse yourself. To your increasing annoyance, the army misinterprets these acts as heroic and keeps rewarding you.
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[WP] All of the other students at magic school laughed at you when you chose a lizard as your pet. “What, you think it’s going to turn into a dragon or something?” They stopped laughing when it actually did.
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[WP] Being the Devil’s offspring means that you’re really good at persuasion. Things get awkward when the Devil finds out you’ve been using your power for good.
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[WP] You grew up poor, so when the genie asked you for three wishes, you only wanted one. “I want your job, so I can give people the experiences I never had.” You’ve granted so many wishes that people are starting to suspect you of witchcraft.
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[WP] Everyone has a guardian angel—yours just happened to be a 5’3” woman with a sailor’s mouth who seems to have a knack for getting you into trouble.
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