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[WP] You’re the “pony deliverer”, the person who gives them to adults who wished for them as children because they knew they’d never get one. Most people are happy when they see you, but there’s always that one person who swears they didn’t want one.
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[WP] You finally broke out of the time loop. Then you realized that you had so much fun doing it, you keep going back whenever you need a break from reality.
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[WP] You finally made it to Arlington National Cemetery, except you’re a new groundskeeper. For a cemetery, it sure gets loud at night.
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[WP] As one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, it’s assumed that you were supposed to bring destruction to the world. Nobody told you that you’d be saving it instead.
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[WP] You always thought the fortunes in fortune cookies were mindless fun...until you got one that actually came true.
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[WP]Father Time has a wicked sense of humor, which is why each body you reincarnate in has a habit of being posthumously awarded that country’s highest medal for bravery.
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[WP] You were never really interested in your family history. Two discoveries change that--one, you're the last descendant of King Arthur, and two...the Holy Grail is real and it hasn't been found yet.
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[WP] To everyone else, you’re a normal 18-year-old high school student with regular teenage problems. To the army, you’re their first genetically-modified supersoldier who manages to save the world every weekend.
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