/u/rememberthisdamn's posts
[WP] Due to a filing error, a bunch of preteens end up on the twelfth plane of torment. They’ve bullied all the demons and dementors out of torturing them, and are now coming for satan too, who is currently losing an argument with the leader of the pack in his office.
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[WP] A mysterious company offers a grand prize to anyone who can complete their 10-level VR game. 90% of participants drop out before level 4. Nobody alive has gotten past level 6. Except you, currently standing at the doors of level 9.
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[WP] You are a kindergarten teacher working at a “gifted” school where all the kids have super powers. Walk us through a day in your classroom.
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[WP] Snow white was actually a pirate and “the seven dwarfs” represents the ships she commanded while pulling off heists across the sea. The fairytale we know today is just a PC version of one of her many (drunken) tales.
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[WP] The longest known form of entertainment amongst small mythical creatures is stealing various tiny objects (e.g. socks, pens) from humans and awarding points based on frustration level achieved
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[WP] As a teenager your best friend went missing and despite extensive efforts, was never found by police. Today, adult you is kidnapped at a gas station in the middle of the night. You panic until your kidnapper pulls off their mask to reveal themselves as your long lost best friend.
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[WP] After thinking about it, you say to the genie: “I wish I had permanent auto correct, so I never have to worry about a typo ever again!”. That was 7 months ago. Shortly after you met Typo-Man, the superhero that delivers batman-level beatings to anyone who doesn’t check their work for mistakes.
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[WP] “Stop walking around here like you pay the bills” you jokingly say to your pet, who then disappears only to reappear with the deed to the house signed in their name, as well as proof of all utilities being charged to their credit card.
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[WP] After volunteering at a nursing home for points on a college application, a teenager slowly starts to realize that all of the occupants are some of the most dangerous and infamous people known throughout history
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