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[WP] A small team of marine biologist stare in disbelief as the organism swims up to the camera, winks and says “no one will ever believe you” before swimming back into the darkness
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[WP] Humans are being drafted into an alien gameshow where they compete to finish a set of “mentally, emotionally and physically taxing” challenges such as finding the remote in a set of disheveled bedsheets or looking for your earphones when you’re already running late
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[WP] A popular horror novelist is actually a notorious serial killer rehashing the details of their heinous crimes. A detective just walked into one of their book signings.
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[WP] A conversation between the 44 year old ghost haunting the house and the 168 year old ghost who built the house, because the 168 y/o just wants to exist in peace but the 44 y/o keeps getting mad at tenants for changing things.
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[WP] Beauty and the Beast except when the talking furniture and appliances do NOT like who Beast has brought home they turn the entire castle into a deadly obstacle course to try and get rid of her.
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[WP] “Is your fridge running?” “.......Yeah” “Then go catch it!” “I’m TRYING” you cry into the phone, as you pull out an AR-15
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[WP] You are currently on trial after being wrongfully accused of murder. Before the trial, you received an anonymous note informing you that the real killer would be in the courtroom. Now you’re trying to identify them while being cross examined.
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[WP] You let in (what you assume is) your cat one night and its not until the next morning, when your actual cat comes home that you realize the other one was just a look alike. But now multiple doppelgängers of your cat keep showing up at your house and you have no idea why.
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[WP] An linguistic anthropologist approaches an exhausted mother in Walmart to tell her that her 2 year old twins are speaking a rare and ancient dead language.
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