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[WP] For lack of better candidates, someone's parents jokingly named the Norse God Loki as the child's godfather. He decides to take this seriously.

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[TT] the world follows RPG mechanics such as stats. Your LUCK is so abysmal it is currently 0... but after a glitch lowers it, by one point below the threshold, it switches to 255.

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[WP] Your dad always promised to have his first drink with you when you turned 21 but died when you were 11. He just appeared in a ball of smoldering flames, having escaped from Hell for that drink.

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[WP] A man sues God because his insurance company won't pay for the damages done to his house in a storm. To his complete surprise and Horror, God actually shows up.

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[WP] The dragon is really insistent on the young human being their magical apprentice.

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[WP] A cult worships you, thinking you're an extremely powerful alien god in human form. They're right, but they're annoying you on your vacation.

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[WP] Due to the taint in the blood ruining their feed, vampires band together against drug dealers.

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[WP] Merfolk are ranked in society by the aquatic species from whom they acquire their traits, such as a dolphin or an octopus. A merman of the Megalodon species has just appeared.

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[WP] As the demon stared at the mortal who summoned it, all that could be heard was a sigh before the words, "You do realize this is a marriage proposal, right?"

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[WP] "Any last words?" the killer asked. "Yes," the victim said. "Alexa, call the police."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] For lack of better candidates, someone's parents jokingly named the Norse God Loki as the child's godfather. He decides to take this seriously.	7711
[TT] the world follows RPG mechanics such as stats. Your LUCK is so abysmal it is currently 0... but after a glitch lowers it, by one point below the threshold, it switches to 255.	6958
[WP] Your dad always promised to have his first drink with you when you turned 21 but died when you were 11. He just appeared in a ball of smoldering flames, having escaped from Hell for that drink.	4280
[WP] A man sues God because his insurance company won't pay for the damages done to his house in a storm. To his complete surprise and Horror, God actually shows up.	874
[WP] The dragon is really insistent on the young human being their magical apprentice.	551
[WP] A cult worships you, thinking you're an extremely powerful alien god in human form. They're right, but they're annoying you on your vacation.	531
[WP] Due to the taint in the blood ruining their feed, vampires band together against drug dealers.	513
[WP] Merfolk are ranked in society by the aquatic species from whom they acquire their traits, such as a dolphin or an octopus. A merman of the Megalodon species has just appeared.	443
[WP] As the demon stared at the mortal who summoned it, all that could be heard was a sigh before the words, "You do realize this is a marriage proposal, right?"	408
[WP] "Any last words?" the killer asked. "Yes," the victim said. "Alexa, call the police."	346