/u/rich_sans's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] For fun, you've created your own language. At school, you say "Hi" to one of the more popular kids. Their eyes light up and they smile and say "You too?"
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[WP] You've gotten so lazy that you procrastinated on dying. Your children have questions about their inheritance.
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[WP] “Someone once told me the definition of Hell: The last day you have on earth, the person you became will meet the person you could have become.” — Anonymous
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[WP] You are a powerful god in ancient times. But, in spite of your immense might, this one tourist in a Hawaiian shirt keeps following you, taking photos and going "Ohhh!" and "Ahhh!", and there's nothing you can do about it.
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[WP] You have worked as a security guard for years now, and you have just stumbled upon the largest secret meeting of supervillians on the globe. They don't hurt you, though. All they do is smile and say, "Hey, it's The Phantom. How's the undercover job going?" You are rather perplexed by this...
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[WP] As a villain, your battle with your superhero nemesis has caused you to crash into a nursing home. Now you face two threats: your overbearing grandmother and an increasingly bemused hero.
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[WP] A census has revealed that everyone has a good friend named Bubba. Children and adults, beggars and CEOs, presidents and dictators, even the gods themselves all have a friend named Bubba.
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[WP] As one of the last surviving human bioweapons, you cannot adjust entirely to a peaceful world, peaceful now and forever.
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[WP] It's the end of the date and this boyish-looking millionaire wants to take you home tonight. He's smart, he's smooth, he's the head of a large restaurant chain, and he has the most wonderful laugh. The only problem is: he lives in a pineapple under the sea.
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