WritingPrompts

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[WP] "Pretty though they may be, these 'bullets' will never catch on, what with the market dominated by the shadowy tentacles of the Bolt Council."	4
[WP] After years of service as a priest, you discover that you had immense latent magical powers.	4
[WP] "And where did you say these 'anime' broadcasts were coming from?" "I don't know sir. It says that they're coming from the east but there's nothing but ocean where the transmissions are coming from."	4
[WP] You are a standard-fare monster without a dungeon to live in. After months of wandering among humans with no goal or purpose in life, you decide to make your own dungeon using the knowledge you have gained on your travels.	4
[WP] At the bar, a grade A douchebag comes and begins to hit on you. After a few minutes, it becomes apparent that you're not the target of his affections; your phone is.	4
[WP] The monster under your bed finally moves out and becomes a productive member of society, shadow tentacles and all. This is its first day on the job.	4
[WP] What everyone doesn't know is that the Pope became the Pope for a much sillier reason than anyone expected.	3
[WP] Adam and Eve didn't eat from the Tree of Life, they ate from the Tree of Omniscience.	3
[WP] After months of hard work by cryptologiste and linguists alike, the alien message is revealed to be an elaborate game of telephone.	3
[EU] You are an interdimensional traveler who has escaped from your home reality out of fear of persecution. You thought you were safe; you had sealed the portal behind you years ago. But there they are, right outside the door: the Vague, yet Menacing, Government Agency.	3

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