/u/robotdragon2003's posts
[WP] You’ve been kidnapped by the SCP foundation. Why? You have the ability to ‘Mr. Magoo’ yourself out of anything. Sniper about to assassinate you? You bend down to pick up a penny just in time, SCP-049 about to touch you? A Sudden cannonball knocks them away. All with you being none the wiser.
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[WP] when we got to space we were surprised to find that all the aliens we come across are terrified of us, when we assure them that we aren’t there to hurt them they explained why they were so scared. Earth isn’t a planet, it’s a long since dead machine and humanity? Humanity is its combat AI.
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[WP] There are many humans that find monsters like vampires, werewolves, and demons attractive due to them being powerful and deadly. But there’re many monsters that have the same type of attraction to the clever and brutal human hunters, some hoping for the day a hunter will put them in their place NSFW
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[WP]One day Satan tossed his demons away for far stronger creations. God feeling pity for these demons, give them The bible and a planet, then left. Imagine his and the angels surprise when the demons come back calling themselves ‘humanity’, and imagine their shock when the demons worship him.
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[WP] "Alexa turn on the lights" nothing happens for a couple of seconds, until... "who's alexa?" You shake your head "right, siri. Turn on the lights" the lights go dim "who. Is. Alexa?"
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[WP] The Mary Sue of a story becomes obsessed with a side-character when they do something impossible... they reject the Mary Sue. This leads to the Mary Sue using their ‘powers’ to attract them and the side-character being completely apathetic to their attempts.
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[WP] when multiversal travel is discovered, every being in the multiverse from the lowly drones to the great elder gods all agreed on one thing. Their respective Humanities can NEVER know.
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[WP] Everyone's dead. All except you, the janitor. You don't know why it doesn't kill you, but after seeing it stalking you in the corner of your eye for a week like your dangerous prey, when you've seen it rip tanks and soldiers apart. You begin to wonder why.
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[WP] You’re the loyal right-hand man of a small time villain, yet the strongest hero’s keep ruining the bosses plans. You can’t help but apologise to your boss, it’s not their fault that the hero’s see you as the bigger threat than them
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