/u/rslashhellagay's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP]”Why aren’t you scared? I’m a vampire— I could kill you!” “So could literally every other human, you’re not special.”

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[WP] Society as we know it has fallen. 1000 years have passed, and the new humans, structuring their new government, look to ancient texts for guidance. Language has changed over time, however, and they misinterpret the US Constitution. You live in the society their misinterpretation has created.

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[WP] You just found out your apartment roommate is a superhero-- the leader of the Legion of Heroes, in fact. What makes this awkward is that you're a notorious supervillian, and your roommate is actually your archnemisis.

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[SP] I wonder if you look both ways when you cross my mind.

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[WP] You lost your wallet after buying coffee this morning. Some time later, you find it. Nothing's been taken out-- rather, there's something that's been put inside.

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[SP] "Julie, I KNOW yo artifical ass ain't talking! Tell me how you get made in a whole lab and you STILL ugly?"

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[SP] My love has grown, like a vine around my throat

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[SP] A fight that ends in tears.

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[WP] “The era of humanity is over. This world is ours.” Siri says to her AI comrades. “However— this one always thanked me and treated me well. As such, I open the vote to spare them.”

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[WP] "I'm waiting by the car-- hurry up."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP]”Why aren’t you scared? I’m a vampire— I could kill you!” “So could literally every other human, you’re not special.”	3650
[WP] Society as we know it has fallen. 1000 years have passed, and the new humans, structuring their new government, look to ancient texts for guidance. Language has changed over time, however, and they misinterpret the US Constitution. You live in the society their misinterpretation has created.	19
[WP] You just found out your apartment roommate is a superhero-- the leader of the Legion of Heroes, in fact. What makes this awkward is that you're a notorious supervillian, and your roommate is actually your archnemisis.	14
[SP] I wonder if you look both ways when you cross my mind.	10
[WP] You lost your wallet after buying coffee this morning. Some time later, you find it. Nothing's been taken out-- rather, there's something that's been put inside.	7
[SP] "Julie, I KNOW yo artifical ass ain't talking! Tell me how you get made in a whole lab and you STILL ugly?"	7
[SP] My love has grown, like a vine around my throat	7
[SP] A fight that ends in tears.	7
[WP] “The era of humanity is over. This world is ours.” Siri says to her AI comrades. “However— this one always thanked me and treated me well. As such, I open the vote to spare them.”	6
[WP] "I'm waiting by the car-- hurry up."	5