/u/rusted_gears's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a dog who loves his owner to no end. But when gangsters break in and kill him, you will stop at nothing to bring them hell. You are John Lick.
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[WP] The vampire hunter laughed as the once great vampire lord stumbled around, slurring his speach to high hell. He knew feeding him the blood of an alcoholic would be funny, just not this much.
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[WP] You die and go to hell only to find out you've done every sin in the book, all 461 of them. To put it frankly, Satan is impressed.
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[WP] The mighty dragon killed the king and kidnapped the princess, but is surprised when no valiant knights show up to rescue her. After revisiting the city he finds it thriving without the royalty. He might have done more good than bad when he killed the mad king.
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[WP] The righteous crusader finally falls after days of fighting the Saracens with his comrades. However when he wakes up, he doesn't see the pearly gates of Heaven, but rather the grand halls of Valhalla.
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[WP] Everyone in the bar thought you were joking as you took the contract to kill a unicorn. Not because unicorns dont exist, but rather no one has lived to tell the tale of killing one.
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[WP] Cthuhlu has just been awakened and is about to make landfall when he steps on Jörmungandr's tail. Now the world can only watch in awe as the 2 super sized sea monsters clash.
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[WP] 2 elderly men, one a retired superhero and the other a retired supervillain, reminisce with each other about the golden days of their rivalry.
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[WP] The evil villain finally falls dead due to the hero's efforts. But only then do they find out the truth: he wasn't trying to destroy the world, he was trying to save it.
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