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[WP] You wake up in Hell. You look around, you can't see anybody, it's just fire and brimstone going on forever. Eventually the Devil walks over and says "Finally, you're the first to arrive, so tell me, who are you? what did you do? and how did you die?"
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[WP] While out on a blind date you notice several people whispering and pointing at the two of you. You catch a glimpse of a televised emergency broadcast, and your date is plastered across the screen.
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[WP] You are immortal and upon death your consciousness transfers to the nearest living body where you are given a history of that persons life up to that point. You currently are seated in seat 1A of a full loaded airliner nosediving into the ground.
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[WP] When turning 18 all men are told a secret that they must protect with their lives, if they tell the secret to women they will be murdered once there are no women witnesses around. You've let the secret out and you're finding it harder and harder to keep in the company of women all the time.
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As the wind whistled through the air my friend casually waved goodbye to me. Then I watched in horror as he removed his parachute while we were already in free-fall.
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[WP] You attend a boring conference in you field of work. You notice one attendee walk up to the key note presenter and give a secret hand shake, after which he is taken through a locked door. Next time you see the presenter you go up and give the same handshake, and he leads you off to the door.
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[WP] While at an ATM you see your available balance has increased 2 million dollars, the exact amount of the life insurance policy in the event of your partners death, who just happens to be standing nearby.
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[WP] A nursery rhyme sung to as a child turns out to be the thing you need to know to save your life.
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